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Teddy Shit

#1 | Posted: 28 Mar 2015 22:02 | Edited by: Picshit 
Thanks for getting our hopes up, and making a giant shit on.

The movie called "Ted" starring Mark Wahlberg and his Teddy friend, features the word "shit" mentioned about 50 times in variations. But there is a scene which is exactly about shit. Let's take some closer look.

John stays in his auto to find a fallen phone, while his girlmate is getting to their flat, finding Teddy surrounded by sluts.


- Oh!!

You're home early

- Lori, hey, you're home early.

What the hell is this?

- What the hell is this?

The ladies and l were just watching...

- The ladies and I were just watching "Jack and Jill". Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful. It's unwatchable. But, they're hookers, so it's fine.

This place is a wreck.

- This place is a wreck. Who are these girls?

Where are my manners?

- Oh. Where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. You know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night.

What is that?

- What is that?

What is what?

- What is what?

A shit on my floor!

- There is... a shit on my floor.

In the corner...

- In the corner, there is a shit! There is a shit on my floor!!!

Oh my...

- Oh, my God! You know what? That's probably what Dierdre was doing over there. Remember she was crouched over in the corner for a really long time? I thought she was just making a phone call or something.

I found my phone.

- I found my phone... What's going on?

Is that a shit?

- Is that a shit?..

*** LATER... ***

This is so gross!..

- Oh, God !
- Ah, what?
- Oh, this is so gross!
- Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?
- No, I didn't get it!
- Tell me when you get it!

I got some on my thumb!!

- Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb!


- NO!!!

Never cook with that hand again!

- You can never cook with that hand again!


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