Thanks for getting our hopes up, and making a giant shit on.
The movie called "Ted" starring Mark Wahlberg and his Teddy friend, features the word "shit" mentioned about 50 times in variations. But there is a scene which is exactly about shit. Let's take some closer look.
John stays in his auto to find a fallen phone, while his girlmate is getting to their flat, finding Teddy surrounded by sluts.
![Oh!! Oh!!](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted01.jpg)
- Oh!!
![You're home early You're home early](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted02.jpg)
- Lori, hey, you're home early.
![What the hell is this? What the hell is this?](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted03.jpg)
- What the hell is this?
![The ladies and l were just watching... The ladies and l were just watching...](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted04.jpg)
- The ladies and I were just watching "Jack and Jill". Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful. It's unwatchable. But, they're hookers, so it's fine.
![This place is a wreck. This place is a wreck.](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted05.jpg)
- This place is a wreck. Who are these girls?
![Where are my manners? Where are my manners?](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted06.jpg)
- Oh. Where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. You know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night.
![What is that? What is that?](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted07.jpg)
- What is
that?![What is what? What is what?](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted09.jpg)
- What is
what?![A shit on my floor! A shit on my floor!](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted08.jpg)
- There is... a shit on my floor.
![In the corner... In the corner...](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted10.jpg)
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In the corner, there is a shit! There is a
shit on my floor!!!
![Oh my... Oh my...](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted17.jpg)
- Oh, my God! You know what? That's probably what Dierdre was doing over there. Remember she was crouched over in the corner for a really long time? I thought she was just making a phone call or something.
![I found my phone. I found my phone.](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted11.jpg)
- I found my phone... What's going on?
- Is that a shit?..*** LATER... ***
![This is so gross!.. This is so gross!..](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted13.jpg)
- Oh, God !
- Ah, what?
- Oh, this is so gross!
- Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?
- No, I didn't get it!
- Tell me when you get it!
![I got some on my thumb!! I got some on my thumb!!](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted14.jpg)
- Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb!
![NO!!! NO!!!](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted15.jpg)
- NO!!!
![Never cook with that hand again! Never cook with that hand again!](http://www.picshit.com/img/blog/ted/ted16.jpg)
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You can never cook with that hand again!