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Kings Make Shit (by Cristina Guggeri)

#1 | Posted: 1 Feb 2015 23:41 | Edited by: Picshit 
Most recently, online there was discovered a great Piece of Art.

An Italian artist, Cristina Guggeri, also named as "Krydy" (currently she's not having her personal domain, but if you search over the Internet, you will find lots of pages produced by Facebook, Twitter, Weebly and the other shit websites) created 9 (nine) Photoshop montages of the most world famous people to make them appear on toilet pans.

Nowhere there is announced they MAKE SHIT, but obviously, the concept is about it. Because men usually do not sit on toilets while making a simple piss.

3x3 Making Shit Square by Cristina Guggeri

Yes, we do the daily duties in the same way.

We are sitting on our "throne", in silence, only with ourselves.

The choice of the artist "Krydy" to capture public personality in "their daily duty" is not only the externalization of a
shared idea by all, but implies another type of message:

the powerful, being the personality of public importance, should not only perform their physiological duty, but they should realize what ordinary people (that have elected) expect from them: their "daily duty."

True, the basic idea of this art is that regular people should understand that Kings also make shit, like they are doing mostly every day (not like it happens with Kim Jong-un in the acclaimed movie!). And the Kings should understand, that regular people expect from them more than just making shit as "their regular duties" are much bigger.

But... there would be more extension to this idea...

Check now: why there would be "exactly" nine persons chosen? Obviously, if sometimes there is spoken about the "great hundred", just 9 persons are not enough to show the World's toilet habbit...

Actually, this square reminds the basic version of the "Tic-tac-toe" game. If you cross someone on this "board", who would win?.. And then, if you leave someone as a "nought", where would be the next "cross"?.. Too naked.

It's so a great idea and it's a way genious implementation.

Now let's take a closer look who's in the Game:

1. Barack Obama, President of the United States of America

Barack Omaba

2. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany

Angela Merkel

3. Mario Draghi, President of the European Central Bank

Mario Draghi

4. Vladimir Putin, President of Russia

Vladimir Putin

5. Elizabeth II, Queen of England

Elizabeth II

6. The Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

7. Pope Francis I

Pope Francis I

8. Silvio Berlusconi, Former Prime Minister of Italy

Silvio Berlusconi

9. Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel

Benjamin Netanyahu


Now, there's an anecdote...

Obama speaks to Merkel via the secret line and says, "I have the Three of most sacred buttons: if I press the First, Russia will be gone; if I press the Second, China will be gone; if I press the Third - both of them will be gone at once".

Angela Merkel replies, "My granny owned the Three toilet pans, whose were made of the Silver, the Gold, and the Platinum. But, when Russians came to take Berlin, she made shit right in the hallway..."

Make your day of making nice shit! :)


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